Tom: Are you ready? So there we are with 9 more floors to ride, just me and her.
Hey Summer.
Hi
How’s your weekend?
It was good.Tom: Can you believe that shit?
McKenzie: I’m sorry, what shit?
Paul: I think I missed something.
Tom: She said ‘it was GOOD,’ emphasis on the good. She basically said she spent the weekend having sex with some guy she met at the gym. Skank. Whatever, I’m over it.
McKenzie: What the hell is wrong with you?
Tom: She’s not intersted in me. There’s really nothing I can do about that.
McKenzie: Just because she said it was good?
Tom: And some other things.
Paul: Did she say “hey” instead of “hi?” Because you know that means she’s a lesbian, right?
This still cracks me up everytime!
